Feb. 9th, 2007

raxacorricofallapatorius: (Bullwinkle)
First the attorney claims he is the father of a child who might potentially earn millions, even though the paternity is being heatedly contested by another man who has a better possibility of actually being the father.

The older brother (20 yrs) of this child then mysteriously and suddenly dies in the very hospital room with his mother and newborn sister. The attorney was also in and out of this room at the time. The boy's death, after many weeks of silence on the part of the local authorities, is declared an accidental overdose.

The attorney and the mother have an "official" wedding ceremony in the Bahamas that is not recognized in the US. The paternity suit has now been officially filed, and the mother has been orderd to appear in the US and have a test performed on the baby to determine once and for all who the father (and executor) truly is. The couple stall. And stall some more.

Finally, the mother, the attorney, and the child return to the US. And almost immediately, before the test can be performed, the mother, 39, collapses and dies of an apparent overdose. The attorney was by her side when it happened.

Gee, what do YOU think is happening here?

ETA: Here is a lovely eulogy for ANS, written by [livejournal.com profile] anw. I've never been particularly fond of Anna Nicole, but my gogs, what a tragedy this woman's life became.
raxacorricofallapatorius: (Bullwinkle)
Because Neil Gaiman is made of awesomesauce*. Gacked from [livejournal.com profile] elfgirl:

See Into Your Future!









* Copyright 2007 [livejournal.com profile] pennswoods

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