Undercover

[raxacorricofallapatorius]

It's summertime and that means people are out drinking and doing stupid things, and other people are out videotaping those stupid things and putting them all over the internet. You can't do anything these days without someone videotaping you and putting it on the Goddamn internet! What is the world coming to?

No worries, these sunglasses will save your anonymity.

The tramp stamp tribal band slash butterfly slash outlines of stars tattooed all over your back are however quite clear in the video of that keg stand your mom saw on YouTube.