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I had the most bizarre dream this morning right before I woke up. Severus Snape and Dr. Who dueling it out with wand and sonic screwdriver, respectively. Each of them looking at the other as if the little stick they were waving was the most ridiculous thing they'd ever seen. Epic. There ought to be fanfic.

http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1156

Excellent choices all, but of course my personal favorite:



Finally, we have a pair of candidates that promises to “magically” restore our faith in democracy, Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape. Running on the Hogwarts ticket with their catchy campaign slogan, “Accio New President,” this pair of mysteriously naturalized former British citizens have captured the hearts of millions, thanks to a glowing multivolume biography by J.K Rowling. While many cite Barack Obama as the premiere orator in the current field, not even he can match Dumbledore’s fatherly demeanor and inspiring rhetoric about “confronting evil.” Snape often fades into the background during campaign events, but insiders warn not to underestimate his counter-intelligence credentials. Still, there are questions about this pair, with Rowling divulging details of Dumbledore’s past that may irk social conservatives, and Snape’s associations with dark arts-dealers.