raxacorricofallapatorius

Blech. I hate it. It sounds grammatically incorrect, somehow. I'm sure it exists elsewhere on the 'net. Thank god I'm a SS/HG shipper. We have our own money, TYVFM, so we don't have to try and figure out how to step off the curb onto the street while in mid-skate.

Shut up. I'm old, fat, clumsy, and not in a good way. How envious the other Slytherins would be! How proud Snape would be of him!

As a bird, he was special, different in a good way. :c)



ETA: My favorite so far. Don't worry, I'm done for now. But this one just tickled me. :c)